Codes known only by ladies

I'm just amazed by the acronyms ladies are using these days (if you don't know what is an acronym, then DAMN you!!!!). I overheard two university ladies the other day chatting in Eldoret town and i laughed out loud such that guys wondered "is he(me) addicted to laughter?"
Here is a bit of the conversation!!
Jane:Do you know a CU chap by the name Eli? OMG he is so funny! Yesterday he introduced himself to us and he was like "my name is Eli but you can still call me Eli" lol
Naomi: I know the guy, BTW, he was my last BF, but we broke up! He still remains to be my BFF!
Jane: OMG, i'm so sorry. Let me buy some credo over here.....BRB
Naomi:Sorry gtg, i have a boring lecture at 2PM
the ladies parted and i LSHTIFOAF (laughed so hard that i fell on a frog)......just kidding
For those who didn't understand a thing:
OMG means Oh My God
lol means Laughing out loud
BF means Boyfriend
BRB means Be Right Back
GTG means Got to go
BTWmeans By The Way

Many secrets can be preserved in codes. So try one of them today.